So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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