so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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