Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize