Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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