I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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