bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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