i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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