Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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