Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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