My hand turned me down
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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