You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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