When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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