laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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