worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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