my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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