After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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