guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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