is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
