she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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