I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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