i just wanna soil my oats bro
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
