Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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