btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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