We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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