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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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