his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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