We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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