At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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