yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wish you could order shots online.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Come share oat with me in your robe
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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