i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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