He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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