There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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