Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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