C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Randomize
