Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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