Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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