it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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