Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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