Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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