Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
