ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
should my penis look like a turkey
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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