A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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