so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just found puke in my bra..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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