Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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