Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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