And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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