I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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