So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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