Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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