How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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