did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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