i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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