And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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