A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you win again, gameday.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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